How Ironic For a 69th post, right?!

In some rather sad news, the anthology I wrote those two horror/erotica stories for sent me the e-mail today telling me my stories weren't quite right for their anthology.

Man, those guys really screwed me over. Just bent me over and went to town. Balls to the wall, I'm talkin'. No Vaseline, Ice Cube style. I completely understand; like I said, stiff competition. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.

All right, I'm done with the sex puns. Seriously, congrats to everyone who made it into the anthology. Salud. Meanwhile, I'm going to try selling copies of these stories to some lonely soccer moms...